really… does it get any better? This is on par with the guy that shot the other guy who was snorkeling because he mistook him for a nutria. I haven’t decided if today’s story ranks higher or lower, but either way, I wish I could get an interview with Sgt. Todd Hoodenpyl to get his take on it all. The clincher is the line from the AP story that states:
The Oregon State Police says the man’s dog is the prime suspect.
I knew there was something that the OSP did aside from writing speeding tickets. The full story, if you really need it, is over at kgw.com.